Posted by Robin on March 26, 1998 at 11:56:50:
In Reply to: MY JOHN posted by Jeffrey on March 26, 1998 at 05:02:10:
: At home away from the frenzy of Sheer Panic Promotions UK offices I enjoy the unique experience of a Victorian Outside toilet provided for the gardener and other staff, and now its mine. Its unique because it has the original fittings and a shining brass chain to pull..... so it came about that I was inspired as I polished the Victorian patterned floor to write this poem.
: My John
: Welcome stranger to my John
: Provided to use and sit upon
: Lift the seat if aiming from high
: And do leave it nice
: For the next to try
: Ponder awhile and give a smile
: There is no clock
: To look upon
: Stare at the wall
: Or at the floor
: No one will enter
: Throught my Door
: Jeffrey
Well as they say... Like father like son...
Try this one for a laugh...
My Bottom...Excerpt from the upcoming book
Who lets me sit?
Who allows it?
who's soft and fair?
who's growing hair?
It's my Bottom...
Who's there behind me?
one hundred percent behind me?
Cheeks soft to touch...
Always gives so much...
It's my Bottom...
It migtht sound rather crass...
My heart lies in my ass...
ok... this is getting out of control....
Stop it!! stop it!!!
This is too silly!!!