Posted by Mary on January 03, 1999 at 19:32:30:
In Reply to: The Spirit Of Christmas ..... posted by Jeffrey on December 23, 1998 at 01:04:28:
Well, it's been way toooooo long since I've been
here. But, I seemed to have checked in at just
the right time. Jeffrey.....thank you!!!! I
NEEDED a good laugh after all of the insanity of
the holidays. Gotta love that sick, twisted
British humor.(G)
So.....here's a belated Merry Christmas;
Happy New Year; Happy Holidays; and all of that to
everyone!!!!!!
Robin- I hope to see you all over my tv this
year!!! Loved the 90210 gig. That is the ONLY
scene of that show I have even watched.
Later,
Mary
:
: It was Christmas Eve, and nothing was right. Mrs. Clause had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about the overtime they deserved for the hard work they did with the toys.
:
: The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk... and to make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin and crashed it into a tree.
: Santa was furious! "I can't believe it! I've got millions of toys to deliver in just a few hours. All the elves are on strike, the burned cookies stank up the
: place, the reindeer are all drunk, and I don't even have a tree!
: I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even
: back yet. What am I going to do??"
: Just then, the little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night. "Yo, fat man!
: Where do you want me to stick the tree this year??"
:
: .......and thus the tradition of angels atop the tree
: began......
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: A woman goes into a tatoo parlor and requests a tatoo of a turkey on her
: left inner
: thigh and a Santa Clause on her right inner thigh. When the tatoo artist
: asks why,
: she replies, "So my husband can't say there's nothing to eat between
: Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
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