Re: MARMITE ..... THE ONLY ONE .....


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Posted by Wendy on January 28, 1999 at 03:37:27:

In Reply to: MARMITE ..... THE ONLY ONE ..... posted by JEFFREY on January 24, 1999 at 05:10:34:

: Upon Marmite may I say that this product is of delight to all English gentry as is its competitor Gentlemans Relish.

: Marmite should be taken within a cheese sandwich spread on one side only of the bread. The other being allowed to pass to the palate the fine taste of English mature Chedder cheese.

: Subtle changes can be made by adding a few well salted Anchovies and a warm slice of tomatoe.

: For an almost orgasmic experience Marmite in a bacon sandwich can only be out stripped by the the real thing.

: For the maximum enjoyment great care must be taken to ensure that a little bacon fat dribbles onto ones chin, fro where it can swiftly be removed with a suitable napkin or in true tradition eased away with the finger which is swiftly liked clean.

: I have never been without Marmite, as not only does it serve as a fine piquant, but also as a multi purpose lubricant.

: Should one feel a growth on each side of the head of a horn like nature then clearly, you must reduce the portion you take immediatley

: ..... In Praise Of Marmite ......


Oh Jeffrey,

What do you do if you're lactose intolerant?

Wendy;-))



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