Posted by Jeffrey on March 19, 1999 at 00:10:11:
This Sceptred Isle.......
Hello says I, and how do you do, forget about limoıs and such like things and grab hold of this ere wheelbarrow.
Dig for victory lad I shall say and get that weed you missed, Hey up it spoils the garden.
You thought what, that it would be prepared, what! for you, Hey I have been waiting long enough I saved it up for you.
What! cant soil your handıs what rubbish is this, and whatıs been going on over the other side.
Here you get hands dirty and be glad of good food to follow, thats the reason why we work.
Its nice to have the garden ship shape and Bristol fashion as they say, then after we can sit and talk, and while away the day.
Converse of matters of the heart, and of matters not. Dwell on matters of importance and shift aside the others, while Valerie does the ironing.
Whats that Vally, not doing the ironing, Oh well theres not much I can say, after all we have just met.
God you have got old, and so have you, so lets be pals then and share my place and have some fun, its a lovely place.
You can use my computer, once a day, you must keep in contact with those that wait for your word, and what you say.
Tis four and time to leave for tea, Dargeeling or will you have Assam...................