Posted by Eilan on June 12, 1999 at 07:46:45:
In Reply to: Re: Cat bathing as a martial art? How about dog bathing?! posted by Jeffrey on June 12, 1999 at 00:54:37:
Well...actually...one of them does tend to take a fancy to arms...legs...anything that moves! That has been me a time or two. Eilan : : Ok...imagine this scenario. Two 25 pound Boston Terriors and one 5' tall physically challenged girl in one SMALL bathroom. The two dogs REALLY would prefer to go on smelling like a garbage disposal, but because the parental units of the family disagree with this, well, yours truly gets to bathe BOTH of these wild and savage beasts. Ok...so maybe "savage" is going a bit too far. But between the two of them they get me completely soaked as well as the entire bathroom! And the farting...well...best not to go into that. Think I'll try wearing my bathing suit, a crash helmet and some protective padding next time! LOL Talk to you all soon. : : Eilan *exhausted from her latest achievement in dog bathing* : Eilan : This is the most terrifying tale I read to date. How can your parents leave you alone in such an enclosed area with two lively males. : Heavens surely there are rules and regs about such behavior, and as for the farting, well that takes the biscuit. Can I suggest breathing apparatus as well as suitable protection. : Gzus if one of these frigtening animals took a fancy to you what the hell would you do .... no no dont tell me.........