I read this joke and answers on another site and had to post it here LOL

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Posted by Purps on December 06, 1999 at 16:27:09:

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Zathras: "Zathras doesn't know why chicken cross road, nobody tell Zathras anything, but Zathrus doesn't mind, he is used to it."

Sinclair: "That's a far more interesting question than you realise."

Londo: "Back in the days of the old Republic we had chickens so big they could stand on both sides of the road at once!"

Delenn: "There is only one chicken that has crossed the road and it is behind me. If you value your feathers. FIND ANOTHER
ROAD !"

Morden: "What road do you want?"

G'Kar: "What chicken?"

Na'toth: "I have a blood feud with this chicken I must avenge my family."

Na'Grath (subtitled): "How much will you pay for this information?"

Soul Hunter: "The chicken is still alive on the other side of the road I would know if it were otherwise."

Lorien: "Who is this chicken and Why does it want to cross the road?"

Sheridan: "Get that chicken the hell off my road!"

Franklin: "Get this chicken to medlab stat, It didn't look both ways before crossing the road"

Marcus: "We live for The One, we would cross the road for The One."

Vir: ^^^^

Mack: "I understand it tastes like Spoo" Bo: "No it tastes like chicken"

Emporer Cartagia: "Some people said that I had the chicken tortured, but they aren't talking any more"

JMS: "It was always the plan to have it cross the road and if you watched the whole series you'd see that I foreshadowed it early
in the pilot. WB never asked me to have the chicken cross the road although TNT would have had me blow it up. I chose to have
it wear high heels as it crossed the road eventually in season 5."

Kosh: "It is not ready to cross that road yet"

Byron: "We will all cross together in a better place"

Garibaldi: "The chicken has a messiah complex thinks crossing the road will save the universe I won't follow it across that road"

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Re: I read this joke and answers on another site and had to post it here LOL Eilan 03:32:16 12/07/99 (3)
- Small errors with the less and greater signs that you didn't see with the original post Purps 04:01:58 12/07/99 (2)
  - Re: Small errors with the less and greater signs that you didn't see with the original post salawa 13:44:16 12/07/99 (1)
    - Re: the fifty million videos... yes? Purps 18:41:37 12/07/99 (0)

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: Why did the chicken cross the road ? : Zathras: "Zathras doesn't know why chicken cross road, nobody tell Zathras anything, but Zathrus doesn't mind, he is used to it." : Sinclair: "That's a far more interesting question than you realise." : Londo: "Back in the days of the old Republic we had chickens so big they could stand on both sides of the road at once!" : Delenn: "There is only one chicken that has crossed the road and it is behind me. If you value your feathers. FIND ANOTHER : ROAD !" : Morden: "What road do you want?" : G'Kar: <fx: removing a feather from his mouth> "What chicken?" : Na'toth: "I have a blood feud with this chicken I must avenge my family." : Na'Grath (subtitled): "How much will you pay for this information?" : Soul Hunter: "The chicken is still alive on the other side of the road I would know if it were otherwise." : Lorien: "Who is this chicken and Why does it want to cross the road?" : Sheridan: "Get that chicken the hell off my road!" : Franklin: "Get this chicken to medlab stat, It didn't look both ways before crossing the road" : Marcus: "We live for The One, we would cross the road for The One." : Vir: ^^^^ <fx: waved a small wave at the chicken as it crossed the road> : Mack: "I understand it tastes like Spoo" Bo: "No it tastes like chicken" : Emporer Cartagia: "Some people said that I had the chicken tortured, but they aren't talking any more" : JMS: "It was always the plan to have it cross the road and if you watched the whole series you'd see that I foreshadowed it early : in the pilot. WB never asked me to have the chicken cross the road although TNT would have had me blow it up. I chose to have : it wear high heels as it crossed the road eventually in season 5." : Kosh: "It is not ready to cross that road yet" : Byron: "We will all cross together in a better place" : Garibaldi: "The chicken has a messiah complex thinks crossing the road will save the universe I won't follow it across that road" :

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