Posted by JEFFREY on April 14, 1998 at 00:43:30:
I wonder wether you would make
A friend of Mrs Kittiwake?
Colonel Kittiwake, its true,
Is not the sort of man for you.
I'll tell you how to get to know
Their cosy little bungalow.
When sunset gilds the Surret pines
The family usually dines.
Make for Poonah Punka Park,
And by the monument to Clive
You'll come to Enniscothy Drive,
Coolgreena is the last of all
And mind the terrier when you call.
The drawing room is done in pink
The other rooms are mauve , I think,
So when you see electric light
Behind pink curtains it's all right.
Knock gently, don't disturb the maid,
She's got to clear , and I am afraid
That she is less inclined to take
The blame than Mrs Kittiwake.
Jeffrey