Posted by JEFFREY on May 01, 1998 at 21:53:59:
And so it came to pass that our hero reaches May intact, whole, and ready to take on the heavy bookings that are before him. As conference centres busy themselves in preparation for the tumultuous reception that they are obliged to give where is our hero. Sitting in front of a large mirror repeating time after time ³ God you are beautiful ³ but then he always used to do that so I am not surprised.
What I want to know and he will not tell me is what does he do with all that hair when he goes to bed.
Rumour has it that there are Angels whom guard over him through out the darkened hours and arrange it from time to time as our hero moves and mutters ³ Please ³ as he passes his chunky hand to Lyta ³ Please come with me ³ And sure enough like a lamb to the slaughter sweet Lyta raises her demure extremity looking confused but awfully willing.
Others say that Contractors arrive each night and erect scaffolding under which our hero stands as they ply their art in lifting, roping and generally placing first the left and then the right hand sides for it is parted centrally. Eventually the great mass is encased in pure silk for nothing lesser, nothing finer or so pure would do. Only then can our hero rest ready for the next day.
Down the road someone told me that his hair just stays were it should and when I asked why they said ³ Well he is of the chosen race ³ , referring I guess to Bay number three. For myself I think he just goes to bed like any other person would, but knowing him sits up all night combing it.
Rumour has it that itıs not his own and that's a hard one to believe but who knows?
Few people know the truth about Byrons hair and I think we should know the truth .. so Robin .. lets have the truth