Posted by Tessa on May 01, 1998 at 22:19:15:
In Reply to: Re: SO THIS IS WHERE JENNIE KIPS posted by Katrina on May 01, 1998 at 16:43:28:
: : To Jennie
: : Last night as I was on night watchman duty checking over the site ( Oh yes I have that to do also I heard a stirring behind the Galeria
: : Upon closer inspection I recognised that it was Jennie bedding down for the night, so being the gent I am I went back to my miserable office ( provided by the owner of this site ) and brewed up a fresh pot of finest London blend tea.
: : Not knowing of course whether Jennie took sugar milk or what, I laid Ed the tray kinda proper like.
: : I got the jug for the milk, Jesus what a pong there was and then the sugar bowl,and that needed a bit of a brush down too and paced it on my only handkerchief ... thats1s right the one that the Mrs had given me the night before. Blimey it did look real posh and thats1s from me with no h1education so I sure knows what's I am talking about.
: : As I lifted up the tray I thought Hey Mate there's something missing ere so I checked again and spoons and all were there ,fresh as a daisy. Suddenly it came to me, like what wos missing and all that, twas a flower, there was no bleeding flower for Jennie. So ups I get and looks around outside the site and blow me down if there wasn1t a lovely yellow flower growing on it1s own amongst some some discarded Celtic letters. I got my ole mug and filled with water and picked this little sweetheart of a yellow flower an stuck in. Blimey it did look weird poking out of my coffee mug but it was so bright and , well yeller like that I thought it was just the ticket.
: : Proud as punch I was as I walked down through the Galeria ( the Boss was still there hanging and for sale I think it said, threaded my way through the Forum and saw no one at all. Down the hill from the Main Page to credits There was a right old draught blowing so making way back just behind that big un of the Boss and his wife was Jennie in her Byron Bag. Core blimey says I jen lass ain1t you a bit cold down there all on your own. Hello Jeffrey she says and what's that you got on that tray Oh I says its a pot of tea with a sugar bowl and a proper like milk jug and a flower. Jesus says Jennie thats a bloody dandelion now what am I going to do. Search me I says I just thought you liked flowers. Up starts Jennie and tells me the story of a dandelion, Blimey I says I was only trying to be nice seeing as you kip on site.
: : Jeffrey
: Jeffrey is this true?
: : : Jeffrey...as always, you weave such wonderful tales. Tessa