Posted by Scotsman on July 08, 1998 at 01:03:13:
In Reply to: I HAVE A QUESTION... posted by DOCTOR on July 08, 1998 at 00:37:08:
Doc, I'm sending you a little-known trade secret in the Television industry:
A package containing several key items:
One: Instruction book for the impeccable hair
Two: Emergency Wig in case the hair is a write-off
Three: Ode d'drool, a fragrance which causes the effect in question, while in direct contact with the ladies....
Four: Subliminal audio tracks for appearances on TV, this micro-cassette is used with a mini-cassette
player hidden somewhere in your costume, but close enough so that the subliminal message gets through to the
boom-mike while filming/taping. "You like this face.... You REALLY LIKE this face....."
Five: A hot sheet for less-charasmatic extras whom you will be compared with onscreen....
Six: A supply of really good CHOCOLATE (in case all else fails) :-)
Cheers!