Posted by Purple on July 10, 1998 at 10:33:01:
In Reply to: Re: I HAVE A QUESTION... posted by Scotsman on July 08, 1998 at 01:03:13:
: Doc, I'm sending you a little-known trade secret in the Television industry:
: A package containing several key items:
: One: Instruction book for the impeccable hair
: Two: Emergency Wig in case the hair is a write-off
: Three: Ode d'drool, a fragrance which causes the effect in question, while in direct contact with the ladies....
: Four: Subliminal audio tracks for appearances on TV, this micro-cassette is used with a mini-cassette
: player hidden somewhere in your costume, but close enough so that the subliminal message gets through to the
: boom-mike while filming/taping. "You like this face.... You REALLY LIKE this face....."
: Five: A hot sheet for less-charasmatic extras whom you will be compared with onscreen....
: Six: A supply of really good CHOCOLATE (in case all else fails) :-)
: Cheers!
Scotty I'm going to Thugle you for this!!
What's with the idea of giving away my secrets You know I'm the Chocoholic Hehehehe
Purpy :)