CAT HAIKU

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: CAT HAIKU : : You never feed me : Perhaps I'll sleep on your face : That will sure show you : : You must scratch me there : Yes, right there above my tail : Behold, elevator butt : : The rule for today : Touch my tail, I shred your hand : New rule tomorrow : : In deep sleep hear sound : cat vomit hairball somewhere : will find in morning : : Grace personified : I leap into the window : I meant to do that : : Blur of motion, then- : silence, me, a paper bag. : What is so funny? : : The mighty hunter : Returns with gifts of plump mice : Your foot just squashed one. : : You're always typing. : Well, let's see you ignore my : sitting on your hands. : : My small cardboard box. : You cannot see me if I : can just hide my head. : : Terrible battle : I fought for hours. Come and see! : What's 'toilet paper'? : : Kitty likes plastic : Confuses for litter box : Don't leave tarp around : : Small brave carnivores : Kill pine cones and mosquitoes : Fear vacuum cleaner : : Wanna go outside. : Oh, s***! Help! I got outside! : Let me back inside! : : Oh no! The Big One : has been trapped by newspaper! : Cat to the rescue! : : Humans are so strange : Mine lies still in bed, then screams : Claws are not that sharp. : : Cats meow from angst : "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! : We could break so much!" : : Litter box not here : You must have moved it again : I'll s*** in the sink. : : The Big Ones snore now : Every room is dark and cold : Time for "Turd Hockey" : : We're almost equals : I purr to show I love you : Want to smell my butt?

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