Re: CAT HAIKU

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: That's the BEST!! I thought I was going to die laughing! Thanks, Wen:) : Eilan : : CAT HAIKU : : : : You never feed me : : Perhaps I'll sleep on your face : : That will sure show you : : : : You must scratch me there : : Yes, right there above my tail : : Behold, elevator butt : : : : The rule for today : : Touch my tail, I shred your hand : : New rule tomorrow : : : : In deep sleep hear sound : : cat vomit hairball somewhere : : will find in morning : : : : Grace personified : : I leap into the window : : I meant to do that : : : : Blur of motion, then- : : silence, me, a paper bag. : : What is so funny? : : : : The mighty hunter : : Returns with gifts of plump mice : : Your foot just squashed one. : : : : You're always typing. : : Well, let's see you ignore my : : sitting on your hands. : : : : My small cardboard box. : : You cannot see me if I : : can just hide my head. : : : : Terrible battle : : I fought for hours. Come and see! : : What's 'toilet paper'? : : : : Kitty likes plastic : : Confuses for litter box : : Don't leave tarp around : : : : Small brave carnivores : : Kill pine cones and mosquitoes : : Fear vacuum cleaner : : : : Wanna go outside. : : Oh, s***! Help! I got outside! : : Let me back inside! : : : : Oh no! The Big One : : has been trapped by newspaper! : : Cat to the rescue! : : : : Humans are so strange : : Mine lies still in bed, then screams : : Claws are not that sharp. : : : : Cats meow from angst : : "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! : : We could break so much!" : : : : Litter box not here : : You must have moved it again : : I'll s*** in the sink. : : : : The Big Ones snore now : : Every room is dark and cold : : Time for "Turd Hockey" : : : : We're almost equals : : I purr to show I love you : : Want to smell my butt?

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